Tonight on a very special episode of The MOFOs of Our Lives:
"Thermal returns home to find an unexpected surprise waiting at his doorstep..."
Thermal enters: "Oh my God! Grim, Socky, how could you?!"
Grim, looks up from between Socky's thighs: "Wait, Thermal, I can explain!"
Socky, annoyed: "Get back to yer business, Grim!"
"There's new tension between the twin mayors of MOFOville..."
Soada, slamming his fist on the podium: "Damn it Pi, we can't just risk everyone in the town's lives to construct your brother's oil rig!"
Pi, smiling slyly: "Oh, but it won't be me that put their lives at risk, oh no Soada, I think you'll find it was you who gave the order..."
Soada, running to stop him: "Pi, NOOOOO!"
"And a sexy new waitress at the Last Round gives Phish a run for his money!"
Phish, peering over a form: "But I can't sell the bar, it was my father's life! If you want this deed signed, you'll have to kill me!"
Joker, raising a gun: "Don't vorry, dat can be arranged..."
Don't touch that dial!